If it weren’t for the fact that I’d awaken a sleeping dragon - with puppy breath - in the bathroom - I’d go get the weight scale and shoot the reason why I just lied.
Physically - I need - nothing but water for the next couple of weeks. Oh - and pure sunshine - for the other half of the effort - walking it off.
I had one of - those - kind of days - yesterday. I think the ultimate moment - among several - was the one when I was putting groceries into the trunk of my Putt-Putt. Got all the bags in. Started situating everything. Turned around to get the last two items - the Puppy Chow and the Potty-Pads. “ What the - where’s the grocery cart! “
My eyes looked down the row of parked cars - instantly soaking in the most ironic sight. A lady younger than me - racing - trying to strap her baby into a car seat with her eyes planted on - my grocery cart - which was headed right for the side of a car driven by - a lady much older than me - ( yeah - I know! Can ya' believe it! ).
The younger lady was fighting like the devil - trying to beat the clock! Trying to get to that run-away cart before it hit the car driven by the older lady!
I should have shot a photo of that! But my camera was in the glove box of my Putt-Putt. And - I discovered - after I managed to get home without hitting any other cars with my car - that I’d left the SD Memory card dangling in my computer tower.
I'm tellin' ya' - it was one of those days!
Poor girl didn’t make it. But - she won part of the race. She beat this wench to the cart! I felt just - horrified - embarrassed - really bad.
Okay - that’s my WalMart story for the day!