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Sunday, February 28, 2010

C'mon SPpprrrrRING... Oh, My God!!!

Fair warning - put your seat belt on.

It’s the last day of the 2010 Olympics.  It’s a bit of a sad day.

*cough*  Maybe if you’re from Canada.

I got a layout done this morning.

( And the crowd cheers! )

Thank you!  Thank you!  Thank you, very much!

No - really!  Thank you!  Thank you!

Okay - ohhhh… - Hi there!  Thank you!  Thank you!

Would ya’ shut up and sit down so I can show it to ya’!

Please!





- Journaling -
" Little did we realize... all the laughter and chaos that would fill this home when this little fart came to live with us and bring some much-needed companionship for Zucker! "

 - Kit  and Alpha Set -
So Beary Fun by Kimberly Stewart at www.scrapbook-elements.com


- Font -
Blooming Grove

What the heck would we do without humor?  Okay - that may be a dumb question.  Because - we all know somebody without a sense of humor.


;)

And - we all have witnessed people running from that demise - right?!  Yeah - there’s some of ‘em - I’m telling ya' - you just wanna take ‘em out to the closest waterhole and get ‘em drunk enough to dance on the bar!

And ya’ wanna make sure the batteries are charged in your digital camera before you put that in your purse - on your way out the door - during the kidnapping! 

If it weren’t for dry southern humor - I don’t think I would have cared enough to hang around this planet for long!  Because - let’s just face it.  There is - nothin' - funny - about Al Gore.  Maybe funny lookin'.  But if Al Gore is anything that he comes by honestly - it would be - a poor pitiful and confused - soul.

And I can go forever - before ever having to put up with changing the television channel after one more threat of discussing him - “ after this commercial.”

I dunno.  Think he was at the Olympics?  Boy -  wouldn’t that be one for the National Enquirer!  They already banked on the one about all the power he uses at his house!  All they need now is a sequel.  Big - fat - photo on the front page with him sittin’ smack in the middle of - all that power they’re using at the Olympics!

And - I ain’t talkin’ about puttin’ him in the middle of all those strong hockey players!

Or - am I ?

In case you haven't figured it out - yet ...

I'm really not going nuts.  In fact - if I'm sick at all - I'm just downright sick of winter.  And all I can do is find something that makes me laugh - like this old classic!

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Sunday, February 28, 2010

C'mon SPpprrrrRING... Oh, My God!!!

Fair warning - put your seat belt on.

It’s the last day of the 2010 Olympics.  It’s a bit of a sad day.

*cough*  Maybe if you’re from Canada.

I got a layout done this morning.

( And the crowd cheers! )

Thank you!  Thank you!  Thank you, very much!

No - really!  Thank you!  Thank you!

Okay - ohhhh… - Hi there!  Thank you!  Thank you!

Would ya’ shut up and sit down so I can show it to ya’!

Please!





- Journaling -
" Little did we realize... all the laughter and chaos that would fill this home when this little fart came to live with us and bring some much-needed companionship for Zucker! "

 - Kit  and Alpha Set -
So Beary Fun by Kimberly Stewart at www.scrapbook-elements.com


- Font -
Blooming Grove

What the heck would we do without humor?  Okay - that may be a dumb question.  Because - we all know somebody without a sense of humor.


;)

And - we all have witnessed people running from that demise - right?!  Yeah - there’s some of ‘em - I’m telling ya' - you just wanna take ‘em out to the closest waterhole and get ‘em drunk enough to dance on the bar!

And ya’ wanna make sure the batteries are charged in your digital camera before you put that in your purse - on your way out the door - during the kidnapping! 

If it weren’t for dry southern humor - I don’t think I would have cared enough to hang around this planet for long!  Because - let’s just face it.  There is - nothin' - funny - about Al Gore.  Maybe funny lookin'.  But if Al Gore is anything that he comes by honestly - it would be - a poor pitiful and confused - soul.

And I can go forever - before ever having to put up with changing the television channel after one more threat of discussing him - “ after this commercial.”

I dunno.  Think he was at the Olympics?  Boy -  wouldn’t that be one for the National Enquirer!  They already banked on the one about all the power he uses at his house!  All they need now is a sequel.  Big - fat - photo on the front page with him sittin’ smack in the middle of - all that power they’re using at the Olympics!

And - I ain’t talkin’ about puttin’ him in the middle of all those strong hockey players!

Or - am I ?

In case you haven't figured it out - yet ...

I'm really not going nuts.  In fact - if I'm sick at all - I'm just downright sick of winter.  And all I can do is find something that makes me laugh - like this old classic!

No comments: